I’m thinking of starting a political party. I’m going to call it the The Honesty Party. Honesty will be not only the best policy but the only policy.
I reckon it will work. After all, most people must be fed up with what we’ve got now. Take what’s happened over the last couple of weeks. The 2 CDs that were lost – it wasn’t the fault of the politicians. Oh no. It was some poor sod in the office who probably wasn’t trained properly and whose job has changed several times in the last year or so.
That’s the trouble with this government. They like to change things to give the illusion of progress. It’s always ‘time for change’. Well, I reckon it’s time for a bit of stability for a change.
So that’s why I’m doing it. Honesty is the only way forward. If something goes wrong, we’ll admit it was our fault. We’ll take responsibility. We’ll tell it how it is.
We won’t be afraid to call a spade a spade (I was using one just the other day to dig a hole to bury my cat, as it happens). Political correctness will be a thing of the past!
I’m going to ask Roy Walker from Catchphrase to be our Chairman and his slogan will be ‘Say what you see!’.
So then, want to join me?
Well you can’t I’m afraid.
It’s all lies.
19/01/08 @ 02:08