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New kit on the block

by MarkJT @ 29 Jul. 2008 - 22:18:51

I’m used to furry animals in my house. At last count, including my children, I have 37 mouths to feed. The mouths belong to children, dogs, guinea pigs and rabbits. In no particular order, all competing for food.

Actually make that 38.

Maisy has arrived. Maisy is a black cat. Well, a kitten to be more precise.

She was shy at first but, boy, has she settled in. The dogs, Gizmo and Murphy, treated her with disdain at first.

‘There’s no way she will muscle in on the food stakes’ you could almost see them discussing.

How wrong they were.

Last night, I cooked myself a nice lamb chop. I ate it down to the bone. As usual, Gizmo and Murphy sat patiently, their own chops salivating.

After I finished, I left it on the plate and sat back to let my meal go down. Usually I break the bone up and throw it out the back door for them to take it to bury or chew or do whatever they do with bones.

Except it was different last night.

Maisy had somehow negotiated a way onto the table and was contentedly helping herself to it.

Gizmo and Murphy treated her with more respect today.

I think she might be recruited by one of them.

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Cats are right sneaky, they have no rules. Dogs at least try to be good :))

Although they can be very cute. That Rottie conned me out of a packet of ham last night and he bluddy HAD been fed *appalled*  :P

MarkJTMarkJT [Member]
31/07/08 @ 20:47

But if a Rottie wants ham, you let it have ham.

He wanted my cuppa ... I had to draw the line somewhere ;D

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
29/07/08 @ 22:34

i make that 30 children and seven pets.
can i have a bottle of whatever you are drinking?

MarkJTMarkJT [Member]
29/07/08 @ 23:17

It's the Guinness. I blame Thames Water.

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
29/07/08 @ 23:20

Being in the food chain keeps you real...

If a little stressed ...

( What, you don't think kittens can eat you alive ? )

Think again...

MarkJTMarkJT [Member]
31/07/08 @ 20:46

Thanks to you I had a nightmare last night. A nightmare in which Maisy had grown into a killer black panther.

loiswakemanloiswakeman [Member]
http://lois.co.uk
30/07/08 @ 06:42

Cats have a very finely honed sense of when you've finished your meal, don't they?

Put your fork down for a second, stretch, and before you can get back to dinner, a silent feline fiend is tucking into your plate.

I once saw a cartoon of a family at dinner, and around the table, you could see ripples in the carpet from barely submerged cats. Cue 'Jaws' music in the background!

MarkJTMarkJT [Member]
31/07/08 @ 20:49

You've given me an idea! I'll get a shark! That might keep Maisy away!

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