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Recent comments (30)
In response to: "All the president's men" 14 days old
by la_spice [Member]
Classic! how wonderful :) more…
In response to: "Love pease but no understanding" 14 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Yep!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Love pease but no understanding" 14 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
It could backfire spectacularly though! more…
In response to: "Love pease but no understanding" 49 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Like your thinking!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 49 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
He's a cutey really (see above!). more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 49 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
It was probably a mixture of exasperation and incredulity. With a little bit of confusion thrown in. more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 49 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Cute in the broadest possible sense of the word! more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 60 days old
by mattk [Member]
Colin scares me...
;) more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 70 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Correction: Would have loved to have seen your expression during this particular one.
more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 70 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Haha. I love your dialogues. Would have to have seen your expression during thing particular one. more…
In response to: "Totally Weird" 71 days old
by Prettyintelligentprincess Pro
Colin sounds cute... more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 73 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Doth accepted!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Rise and shine" 77 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Thankfully I realise that now! more…
In response to: "Rise and shine" 77 days old
by avenscent [Member]
Yes morning glory is a beautiful climbing plant with vivid blue flowers. more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 77 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
It's always easy to jump to the wrong conclusions. What are suspicious lot we've become! more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 77 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
I agree that my black hooped T-shirt and balaclava probably didn't help...... more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 77 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
I go the road way now! more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 77 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
I doth my cap at you..... more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 89 days old
by LissaT Pro
My nephew was once taking a photograph of the facade of an historic house when a toddler triked into view. Suddenly the mother was screaming 'paedophile!' at him and trying to snatch his camera. Would I have got the same treatment, or was it that he was a large young man (with long hair) on his own? more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 89 days old
by loiswakeman [Member]
were you wearing a hoody - or is there something sinister about your appearance we should be told?
I guess it's a sad reflection on society that you should even have worried about what they thought. I am sure your courtly behaviour dispelled any lingering doubts though. more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 89 days old
by malakeas Pro
You can never be too careful. Great story though. x more…
In response to: "Sprightly Betty" 90 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
Sir you are a gentleman!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Lodgers and dodgers" 90 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
and is always handy for a night on the tiles. more…
In response to: "Lodgers and dodgers" 90 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
An inlaw. Or maybe outlaw. more…
In response to: "Lodgers and dodgers" 202 days old
by God-himself [Member]
A roofer is handy - gives a woman a roof over her head (unless she's got one already). more…
In response to: "Lodgers and dodgers" 203 days old
by Prettyintelligentprincess Pro
an uncle?..... more…
In response to: "Plonkers" 219 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
But it's how you hold your liqueur that counts. more…
In response to: "Plonkers" 222 days old
by God-himself [Member]
It is for that reason (which reason was that, I forget) that I prefer dealing with spirits. But then I am God. more…
In response to: "What's cooking?" 230 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
That's what I told the Chief Nurse! more…
In response to: "What's cooking?" 230 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
The Priory is like a home from home I suppose......
Lots of sausages and wine. more…