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Fat lot of good from MarkJT 657 days old
[ ... ] to be in charge of a nation of people who can’t look after themselves and expect things to be done for them. Who’s going to be Chief Arse Wiper?
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Up the Arse! from MarkJT 1556 days old
Phew. At last. She’s back and I’ve missed her like crazy. I’ve been in a daze for weeks – we lost all contact and I only got little snippets from her. ...
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Spiderman from MarkJT 1587 days old
[ ... ] on my arse by the toilet seat). It was ironic in a way – in a bid to get away from the six legged creature I was now scurrying and scuttling across ...
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Just the once from MarkJT 1596 days old
[ ... ] artists fell arse over tit? Or just slipped? It would make me laugh anyway. Except if it was one of the wheelchair basketball players of course.
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Reading and Number 2s from MarkJT 1662 days old
[ ... ] on my arse cheeks. In fact, there have been changes in government while I’ve been sat on the loo. But it’s MY time – nobody elses. Not that you’d ...
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